、𝕶𝙸𝙳ᴾᴼᴼᴸ

⠀ ⠀⠀i am twelve, lady. no cigarettes for me. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ i need my protein. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ BUT YOU’RE ALREADY SO TALL, ⠀⠀ I NEED MY MILK. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ take the #L and leave, omega. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀oh honey i am so not threatened ⠀⠀by you ... marvel wouldn’t touch ⠀⠀you with a ten foot pole. you’re just ⠀⠀mad that i have rizz, and last time i ⠀⠀checked, you don’t have rizz. so 🧏🏻 ⠀⠀looks like you’re the one who’s ⠀⠀panini pressed. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ you’re so panini pressed ... 🤭 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ no, no, trust me. i’m part of the ⠀⠀ avengers. would a little boy ever lie ⠀⠀ to you—-waaait a minute. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ I AM NOT YOUR MINI-ME. YOU’RE ⠀⠀ MY MINI-ME. DON’T EVER SAY THAT. ⠀⠀ and chill out, i’m not a spy. just a ⠀⠀ mercenary who’s hungry. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ if you know the avengers, you should ⠀⠀ know me too, y’know ﹗ very hurtful. ⠀⠀ i’m like, the BEST avenger out there. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ i’m wade wilson, by the way. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ woah, let’s not get too ahead of ⠀⠀ ourselves, yeah ﹖ despite having a ⠀⠀ multiverse, i refuse to believe that ⠀⠀ there’s another awesome avengers ⠀⠀ kid like me. ⠀⠀ who even are you anyway ﹖ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ another handsome fellow, but i gotta ⠀⠀ saaay i’m kinda handsome-r than ya ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ @armoredpetal 🤨 ⠀

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀៹⠀⠀⟆꒥ꈤꇘ⠀⠀ᑦᴼ͟ᴹ͟ᴵᴺᴳ⠀ ⠀Ʋ𐌓⠀⠀¸

⠀ ⠀⠀ yummy so good for my tummy﹗ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀good morning to the most beautiful, ⠀⠀strongest, fan–favorite, amazingly ⠀⠀awesome, handsome, marvel jesus, ⠀⠀and best deadpool aka me 😌↕️ ⠀

he/him but in a pretty princess way