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Dua for when you’re sad, depressed or out of options 🧵:

twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Would you guys every marry an influencer with a large follower count and face posted im curious

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

If this was said about your race everyone would get crazy btw

mfs just wakeup and use twitter like it's a job 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Omds Allah humma barik (me when tho😭🥺🤍)

a reminder

8 months since Nikkah and my main takeaways (for guys): 1: Understand women's skincare. Makes for ideal gifts. 2: Baby breaths are not stupidly tiny flowers. They are amazing. 3: Fluffy things are cool gifts. Bears, toys etc. The bigger the better

How was your day today moots

why am I seeing couples having heated makeout seshes in public bro at 6:00 A-M

Goodmorning guys

I would think he’s Muslim and then move on with my life

If she's on twitter she ain't a lover girl btw

Why is somali and moroccan cuisine getting attacked recently what did I miss

Well deserved chow mein

Bored and hungry so go on

I absolutely hate presenting ideas/projects I be waffling my ass off trying to fit the word count