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Big up to all the #BlackCab drivers of London who have done “the knowledge”. We appreciate you 😊👊🏼❤️

Don’t ever bother with these chicken pieces from Waitrose. Flavourless rubbish. If with some nice salt flakes I keep in the cab, I struggled to make them edible.

Watching #loosewomen All these shows where women are on to support other women, they still can’t hide those claws You always see a subtle eye roll, a forced fake smile, or a pissed off faced at the prettiest girl on the panel that day 😆😆

Just over 5 weeks and nearly 4kg gone. Weight loss is never linear. A lot of people would have seen that big weight gain spike and either given up or tried to diet harder. No, it was just water retention. Stay on course, don’t change a thing.

Haven’t seen any phone snatchers for a couple weeks. Anyone else? Or is this the way they work, take breaks so any officers stationed to catch them, get reassigned because there’s no action, then the bikes can get back to it?

Missus is giving me the silent treatment after a bit of a row last night. I love it when this happens, we all know women love to talk, so it’s always interesting watching her slowly crack over the next few days as she simply can’t stay silent so long 😆😆

Today marks 10 days straight that I have forgotten that Fleet Street is closed EB

Arab guy “I want to go casino….. I think call hoompaloompa or something” “Hippodrome?” “Yes” WTF 😆😆

Elizabeth Avenue in Islington has always made me laugh. Imagine, you’re heading for this road, you go to turn in, and while you’re trying to watch the oncoming traffic, the traffic behind, the traffic and pedestrians on this road, you also have to read all this and understand it

When a customer who says “I know it’s only a short one, but I’ll give you a good tip” …….. and he actually does for a change 😳

Just walked by the cinema. Saw 7 film posters for films showing. Everyone single one is either a sequel or remake. Zero original ideas any more.

Imagine it, right now, there are presenters working for the BBC, who people know are predators, but won’t magically bring it up until about 15 years time, when the news needs a distraction for what the government is up to.

Arab fella jumps in, feet on the seats, eating take away McDonald’s, chips everywhere, then starts rubbing one out. Our eyes lock, I give him the thumbs up, he says “is this ok?” “Yeah knock yourself out” £10k tip, gives me his Rolex, & the keys to his Lambo, Boom

Print shop outside the inspection centre taking advantage of desperate drivers 🤣🤣.

Cab passed its very last inspection. From what I can tell, most people failing is they are missing a single item of paperwork.

Oh great, supposed to be 70% chance of rain on the BBC weather app 1pm, time of my inspection, yet Home and Dry App shows no rain over this way. Now do I need to wash the cab or not!! 🙄🙄

Just remind me, we don’t need a print out of our road tax for inspection? They lol it up online?

Just been through the Piccadilly underpass for the first time since reopen. I’m calling it. Those new raise “ramps” You watch, some powerful car is going to fly through there, lose control, and flip.

Inspection tomorrow. Hopefully this forecast is correct and no need to wash it 🙏

Hey @sainsburys your new card terminals at your Greenwich petrol station are worse than useless. 2nd time trying to use them. Will be a factor in me maybe not using you any more. You need to have a word with the company that installed/runs them.