Stockport87
@stockport87
The Freddy Adu of darts. Eagerly awaiting Mambo No. 6 and the promotion of SCFC. As seen on Sky Comedy, as featured in The S*n.
Just looking at some reviews for @Stevesconeys Steve’s in Coney Island, avoid 🤮
-Balls faced by last three Bumrah+Siraj+Nitish = 137 -Balls faced by top 5 Yashasvi+Karun+KL+Gill+Pant= 119
😂😂😂😂😂 even burnt a review, lovely stuff #ENGvIND
He’ll be back shortly
Hope Siraj gets some chin music before the end of this test now this pitch is finally doing a bit. Unbearable little knob head.
Hate the narrative this place means more than any other ground because people chant “feed the snake” for 5 days and more clowns come in fancy dress on day 3 than anywhere else. Whilst we’re at it, can we change the venue of the T20 finals day around.
This will be our 4th defeat in 6 test matches at “Fortess Edgbaston” by the way. The biggest myth in cricket.
Don’t think the actual Pope at the crease with God at his side can save England from being bowled before tea tomorrow 🏏
Trying to watch the cricket but sick of seeing the @Andrex_UK advert with the lad who’s scared he’s going to shit himself because his school are using toilet roll like tracing paper. Do we have to see this advert 10 times an hour? Some advertising budget they’ve got.
Nicky Byrne is the best goalkeeper Old Trafford have seen in the home dressing room all season and it isn’t even close. #SoccerAid
Rob Cross, you require, an accountant.
💷 Removed hundreds of thousands meant for creditors 📤 Withdrawn £400,000 in director’s loan before liquidation 🏆 Company set up to receive earnings and prize money 👇 Ex-world darts champion Rob Cross banned as a director after his company failed to pay over £450,000 in tax
Fixed it
Matheus Cunha is the cover star for June on Wolves' 2025 wall calendar. Manchester United announced they had signed him on the very first day of the month 😅
Horrific reports coming in of a car ramming through the celebrations at the Liverpool trophy parade, how has it been able to get through? This sort of thing is becoming far too common now.
Anyone know why Charlie Salt hasn’t been performing with Blossoms recently? #radio1bigweekend
Maguire and Romero are still going to be going at it this time tomorrow aren’t they?
Maddison gone full kit wanker after beating United to the Europa League. Giving JT vibes.
NDIAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!! [1-0] #EVESOU
NDIAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!! [1-0] #EVESOU