Persephonē

i love that this guy from my kindergarten class has been dreaming of my mom’s fry bread for over 20 years AND THAT HE MESSAGED ME FOR THE RECIPE !!!

people forget that Calvin Klein did a campaign with the exact same dialogue with an underage Brooke Shields who has discussed how weird/not appropriate this was in her documentary called “Pretty Baby” once again proving that SS is NOT THAT GIRL

standing at the barricade of a concert not knowing a single song and just vibing

now that he works a 9-5, it’s kind of boring to work from home

it’s a nice gesture, in theory, just address it to my husband if it ever happens again

Superman’s Dad’s Name

if labubus looked like this, then maybe i would give a fuck

what is it that the gay little hobbit once said? uhhh i wish i did not have to live through such times?

YEAH I DID MEAN THAT open.spotify.com/track/0Jlcvv8I…

maybe a hot take but for someone that has an open prisons/ open boarders banner, just say he’s a loser

made myself too important at work AGAIN

spending the rest of my days on a park bench, head on his shoulder, caught and not pursued

love poems are everywhere

can you imagine receiving this Emily Dickinson poem? i’d never want a poem from a man again

double entrandre, eric

bb’s first olive oil martini

my boss offered to carpool tomorrow then said “wait, my car is dead in the company parking lot again so stay tuned” ???????????

bf in office vs me in office

if young metro don’t trust you, i’m gon’ shoot

had a friend throw away our map of Venice, Italy, and told me he could make it back to San Marco Square bc he religiously played Assassin’s Creed (he actually did it)