Steve ☄️
@stevereddddd
eternally tired autistic slow-motion human disaster i make a lot of typos he 💖💜💙
Every jubilee video is like “one normal guy vs 20 literal hitlers” and social media is filled with them telling the normal guy that they would like it if he died while he looks on flabbergasted Can we please just not do this every few weeks?
i feel sick. i feel bad and tired and dizzy and want to go home now thank you *eats a tiny bit of food* I am alive and ready to take on the day, there is nothing i cannot do, i am capable of anything
y’know i’ve never seen any AI “art” that looks like an NFT, which means even the colossal content stealing machine doesn’t want those shitty monkeys
If anyone’s shagging in this weather, go have a stern word with yourselves, heathens
*JKR feministly*: imagine an oven....
Let me make this as simple as possible. An oven remains an oven even when it's not in use. It does not become a trouser press. For the avoidance of doubt, you are the trouser press in this analogy.
in many ways the most fundamental text in all of social media
whoever approved the spotify ad where they're munching on maltesers needs to be arrested
i'm not even doomscrolling anymore i'm just regular scrolling and everything's doomed
i've been very off twitter the past few weeks and what the fuck has happened