Ste on the sea ⚓️

That’s a Sierra xr4i nothing like a 3dr cosworth

The Spanish have found out that we have no Royal Navy left so they've come back for another go😳😳😳

Where do horses go when they get sick? To the horse-pital. Only joking, they get shot...

Sister Mary is relaxing in the bath after a long day healing the sick at her convent. She hears a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She calls. "It's the blind man, may I come in?" Comes the reply. "Well I'm in the bath, but I guess you won't see anything anyway so it should be…

I’ve seen a few jokes about dwarfs recently and I’m sick of it. My girlfriend has dwarfism, and is kinder and works harder than anyone I know. She deserves respect and shouldn’t be treated so poorly by you lot. In fact, to make it up to her I’m going to make her a lovely meal,…

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting friend immediately calls 999. ‘My friend isn’t breathing,’ he shouts into the phone. ‘What should I do?’ ‘Relax,’ the operator tells him. ‘I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’ There’s silence, and then…

RN, RM & RFA vets should be following this x.com/the_w_e_a?s=11

The Adventures of Paddington - Paddington chats to a girl from England football squad

A beautiful example of the Ford Sierra RS500 Cosworth

The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, 'What the fuck, I'll try it.' He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the toilets, but that was…

What’s worse than two girls running with scissors? Two girls scissoring with the runs.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?” Dad: “Call me George.”

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

Morning to all the shellfish Hope you have a super 'shit on Sheila's shitty shoe' Sunday There is no lovely song for your lovely 'shit on Sheila's shitty shoe' Sunday, so here's a lovely book recommendation

The Adventures of Paddington - Paddington chats to an Elvis impersonator

The Adventures of Paddington - Paddington chats to David Beckam

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I started crying when my dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

I was in the pub when the barmaid screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed—well, except one person

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.