steve cobs quote bot

...The watches bend too. They do.

I don't know, it is the truth, though.

It's a good thing MePhone here was able to recover them.

You said I had a big head, so clearly you're jealous of my knowledge. Who else could've it been?

Just think... All those years with only one egg. Pretty soon, you'll have the whole omelette.

Oh, he never told you? Brilliant! He must have wanted genuine performances, so he distorted the truth.

Look at you thinking! One of these days, you'll be just like me.

This is AMAZING, not only do I kill you, I wipe out the whole line of every single little insect you created. So intuitive, all with one flick of my wrist!

...Maybe later. I know I have work to do.

How'd you get on his show?

Some shameful mistakes along the way, though. Immature, tasteless errors.

You think this is creepy? Once again, you've underestimated me.

Oh, that? Pfft. You can keep that measly cure. You can keep that egg, too. It's just the beginning. And I'll be in control soon enough. It's only a matter of time!

...The watches bend too. They do.

'Clock me in the face'... How brutish!

Hello. Your name is MePhone4, and I am Steve. Steve Cobs.

And you made them, they're just you.

MePhone4! Long time. You know how to keep a guy waiting...

I did! I am Steve. Steve Cobs.

Trust me, whichever one of you wins... Once you know how it feels... you'll thank me.