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this is the official steak-umm thread of threads to organize our top tweetstorm rants from over the years. topics include scientific literacy, critical thinking, memes, cognitive biases, woke brands, polarization, conspiracy theories, and more steak-umm bless
some people like shrooms with their therapy. some people like shrooms with their philly same goal of transcendence, different vehicle
it must feel really good for the beef sheet when the paper gets peeled off
we’ve gotten too nonchalant, i’m ready to start being chalant about some stuff
by age 30 you should either be chronically online or completely unreachable
if politicians had to say “paid partnership with Raytheon” out loud while presenting a bill we might finally see some change
i think one reason we feel weird all the time is because our hunter-gatherer brains are stuck sending emails
the bond between beef sheet and beefing cannot be broken by the 49th parallel
Dear @steak_umm, I miss you. Love, Canadian US Expat
tired: grilling hot dogs on the fourth wired: searing beef sheets on your bitcoin mining rig
every reality show is like “this is a social experiment” and then proceeds to violate the geneva convention
quick you have to spend 50 million dollars, what are you choosing?
knowing someone who bought a house in 2019 is like knowing someone who bought a bitcoin when it was $1
laying on the asphalt just to feel what it's like to be a beef sheet
why do i know more about celebrity divorces than where my taxes go
it’s time to solve the male loneliness epidemic thing the old fashion way:
the most radical thing you can do in 2025 is give a damn about something
how am i supposed to pull myself up by my bootstraps they cost 200 dollars now
anxiety from seeing 10 pieces of heavy news within 5 minutes is a 21st century problem our brains are not yet equipped to handle
100% true story: the former head of DOGE sold me this table and now i eat beef sheets on it
