Matt Parker
@standupmaths
#1 best-selling author, also maths clown. Videos: http://youtube.com/standupmaths Also over here: https://mathstodon.xyz/@standupmaths/
My friend @mathgrrl needs you to crochet granny square motifs based on cellular automata. Details here: grannylifecrochet.com

Tour sales are going well! Shows are not until October but 24% of all tickets are gone. Watch out if you're in Swindon: that show is over half sold; Leeds and North Finchley both > ⅓ gone. standupmaths.com/shows/
Nothing focuses the mind to finish writing a show like already being a “pick of best stand up”. Minimal pressure then. midlothianview.com/news/our-picks…

Probably a better use of your time is to book tickets to see me: - at the Edinburgh Fringe pleasance.co.uk/event/getting-… - on tour around the UK standupmaths.com/shows/
The Moon Pi kickstarter ends in about 24 hours. But don't worry, we are fully funded. So I guess, there's 24 hours to give me more money I don't need. kickstarter.com/projects/stand… That said, teachers can still sign up for free here: pi.space
I’m celebrating with a semi-unrelated gig in London tonight! Come and see me try new material with the excellent @bechillcomedian and friends. museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…
It’s finally happening! I will be at the European Spreadsheet Risks Interest Group annual conference! See sum(you all) there.
Join us for two days of research, reflection, and some surprisingly entertaining spreadsheet talk. Dates: July 10–11, 2025 Location: Greenwich, London tickets: eventbrite.co.uk/e/eusprig-2025… #EuSpRIG2025 #spreadsheets #datascience #AI #riskmanagement
We thought we’d sold out but the fine people at The Capitol, Melbourne managed to find 60 extra chairs somewhere. Now on sale. So if you want to see the show tomorrow: you’re in luck! comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/n…
Other promo for USA people! A teaching mate of mine Grant Gussman is now doing virtual tutoring for math, science and a bunch of other STEM things. Check it out: virtualphysicstutoring.com
Promo time! I'll be at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe #EdFringe from 30 July to 25 August. Please come along. It's 6:30pm in the Pleasance Courtyard, which means I'm up against the best of the comedy best. But I did call my show "Getting Triggy With It". pleasance.co.uk/event/getting-…
Primary teachers! This maths enrichment day for year 5 at the Ri will be excellent. 10 February 2025 featuring @robeastaway and @ZoeLGriffiths. Details: insidemaths.co.uk
Hey USA: the only place you can order signed copies of Love Triangle is from the fantastic independent bookshop @greenlightbklyn . I signed a stack for them when I was in NYC. Order here and put “signed copy please” in the notes. Ships US-wide. greenlightbookstore.com/book/978059341…
This is hilarious and yet feels deeply appropriate.
I'm willing to bet that never before in modern times has this category been so dominated by a single book
Hark, what is that we hear? Is it the sound of maths rolling into town? That's right, after originally being billed as a show without @standupmaths making an appearance, Matt will indeed be at "An Evening of Unnecessary Detail" on 9th September 🎟 fotsn.com/tickets
Thanks to everyone buying the USA edition of Love Triangle! We’re in the top 500 of ALL BOOKS on Amazon which is amazing. amzn.to/4fy30Ph

Oh hey! We're back! 😎 It's @standupmaths and his new book! We love Matt and we love his new book. We are certain you will too. We made a really cool video because you can watch everyone's personality shine through. It's much better than just the audio. 😉 youtu.be/gspybx2EM-E
It's publication day for Love Triangle in the USA! Details on where you can buy Love Triangle in the USA: bit.ly/3wCTesR Or if you just want it from Amazon, this is my affiliate link: amzn.to/4fy30Ph