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Michael
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i do my own stunts
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Michael@squirtaholic2 · 8 h
8:21 am iowa time my 40 year old coworker just asked me if i would rather lose my dick or my left hand
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Alyssa@ogkushconsumer · Jul 21
Gadsden, Alabama they can never make me hate you bc who the fuck pawned a 1 to 14 CD duplicator and left 14 gucci mane bootlegs in it
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Michael@squirtaholic2 · Jul 22
my jewish magic is improving i just paid with my card and the cashier gave me change
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Michael@squirtaholic2 · Jul 22
if you dont blow me rn im gon cuss your grandma out on the phone
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Michael@squirtaholic2 · Jul 21
been listening to knuck if you buck for the past 45 minutes i need something to even blink wrong
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Michael@squirtaholic2 · Jul 18
give it to me straight doc am i going to be a big boy
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