spence

One fact about me: I been treated the worst because I been popping the most.

it’s been a devastating week for guys that wake up with half a beer on their nightstand

jackpot

shout out to all my drinkers doing their thing on a wednesday at noon

i would fly through the windshield just for the chance to fog up a mirror with her reflection in it

good news: i get to make dinner for my girlfriend

i’m never setting a friend up on a date again

me in my friend’s basement bc someone was using the bathroom already

the best part about buying your girlfriend clothes is how beautiful she looks wearing them

at the bar and ran into the guy that sold me my car last year. had to buy him a shot for holding me down like that at the kia dealership

does anybody even listen to good music anymore?

they need to do one of those new tv shows

my fault i was getting money

my friend just had a caitlin clark sighting

My days of sliding on opps are over.. but I sometimes wonder if I still could. Only if I had to..

everyone get off my back.. i woke up as the wrong guy today

nothing personal, just bad timing.

now hiring

bro told me all about it when I saw him again

i made my employee freestyle to save his job