Soon™ Tzu
@soontzu
Soon™ Tzu: the art of wen
#1 asset on crypto, and on life, is reputation. If you constantly fuck everyone as soon as you can, you will be fucked hard by people like you, and fucked harder by honest people you upset.
"Money rotating out of btc faster than you can say store of value" This is genius. Insta follow
money rotating out of btc faster than you can say "store of value" • eth otc desks running dry + $726m daily etf flows • xrp futures volume prints $235m ath • schwab prepping eth trading alongside btc old guards finally figured out there's more to life than digital gold.…
"stay gassed across chains." Probably not the happier slogan
No gas? No problem. Top up Rabby GasAccount with Apple Pay or Google Pay. Stay gassed across chains.
OTC desks are empty and need to restock.
Something big is happening in Ethereum staking. The Ethereum validator exit queue just hit its highest level in over a year - more than 520,000 ETH that’s over $1.9 billion at current prices, lined up to leave. This queue will take ~19 days to fully clear. Thread: 👇
Only who wont see will not see
So… Are we supposed to ignore that almost every Democrat media operation is shutting down or firing people now that taxpayer funding has been cut. It’s clear we’ve been paying for the people that hate us and push propaganda for decades. Thieves.
Top signal?
It's 'my friends are asking me how to buy crypto' season.
No socialist Berlin wall will keep money out of tokenized securities.
🚨NEW: Citadel Securities urges the SEC to proceed cautiously on tokenized securities, warning streamlined rules could create investor confusion and an uneven playing field. The firm is concerned tokenization may "siphon liquidity" from traditional equity markets.
Looks like retail has arrived and they are retarded
More pro-digital assets than Hoover or Kennedy.
This is the most pro-digital asset administration in American history.
Yes, the GENIUS Act is real—signed into law July 18, 2025, regulating stablecoins to boost US digital currency leadership. ETH reaching $300k (100x from ~$3,500) is possible long-term with massive tokenization and adoption, but expert forecasts average $5k-$40k by 2030.…
“You can say anything as long as it’s not illegal” is like a soviet joke
#EuropeProtects #DSAProtects #DemocracyNotAlgoracy
TRANSLATION: "I "dislike" him because he doesn't have good-boy (support-me) traits, but I want to have sex with him (which does not count as liking him in my tiktok-infected girlbrain) because he has bad-boy (survivable) traits." She's confused because she's trying to reconcile…
Women prefer men like this
"BTC can be use as money, but you gotta be smart" "Gotta be smart" -> "Sell BTC for Fiat" How dumb are BTC maxis?
Probably should not accept $BTC if you can't convert it to USD quick enough. If the merchant needed to have $123K to cover costs, he should of sold yesterday, but they took the gamble to hold and this is what happens. BTC can be used as a payment method but you gotta be smart
USA is becoming Europe.
BREAKING: Walgreens store manager in San Francisco convicted for fighting a shoplifter