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$whites genocide is real

🚨 BREAKING: Disgraced former MLB pitcher John Rocker — infamous for refusing to play in New York due to “the queers with AIDS” — has come out of retirement to join the Cleveland Whites. @itsJohnRocker

Somn jr’s adult baseball team won their playoff game 7-0 led by the 18 year old phenom somn jr. Complete game fucking shutout 9IP 7 H 0 BB 13 K 1/4 1 RBI 1 RUN So proud to be this kids dad.

🚨 BREAKING: JD Vance has officially signed with the Cleveland Whites as their starting catcher. @JDVance

Lights off when you're not upstairs. There's poor kids in Bangladesh that could use this wasted power. How many times do I have to tell you this Billy, turn off the fucking lights. $WHITES

Thanks brother. I’ve lost sleep, jobs, and dignity to keep the timeline entertained.

Alright you guys have me curious now Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block me? also who was the most famous person to visit my profile?

Accountant: You spent $6,300 on something called $WHITES... is that a security? Me: It’s a lifestyle asset. Accountant: It says here the whitepaper is just a scanned Chili’s receipt with “God Bless” written on it. Me: That’s our version of a roadmap. HIGH-YER

🚨BREAKING NEWS Cleveland Whites Bolster Bullpen with Blockbuster Signing of Relief Ace Kenny Powers.

Y’all think he puts it between the crease of their necks?

I’m building a team. Go $whites @Shanemgillis

Average whites holder as price grows.

Insane headline 😭

The dumb joo @stoolpresidente doesn’t know dick. The Benny’s pizza franchise is elite.

a memecoin about white people called $whites but we tag this random black guy in all the posts and put him in all the memes

Enough of this bullshit, can the government hurry up and engineer a predator for those damn lantern flies? This is kinda getting out of hand.

Someone just sent me this. What does it mean?