Sofia

some of you think you’re born to do apologetics or something and you really are just spergs who take the easy bait

‘ad hominem’ well, you were still cursed by God because you look like that, my rhetoric perfection or not….

i physically say about 12 words per day, i’m not a talker so I learned most of my vocab through reading and when i first met my boyfriends parents I said they had a lovely Terachay, they said ‘what?’ Terrace. I was saying they had a lovely terrace…

a real princess sees Christ in the poor, and she never “expects” anything

when i was little we brought the gifts up for easter and i was not paying attention so i just handed the priest the basket and went back to my seat and didnt understand why people where staring at me

The Q in LGBTQ stands for Qur'an

my grandad died in my bedroom once anyway did you know that plastic surgery as a distinct stinky smell

If you’re seeing this post, I prayed for you

i went to the novus ordo for ascension thursday and a eucharistic minister punched me in the face and called me fat boy

A EUCHARISTIC MINISTER JUST PUNCHED ME IJ THE FACE AFTER I SAID I WOULDNT DO THE ORANS POSTURE AND THEN SHE HELD A GUN TO MY HEAD AND TOLD ME TAKING COMMUNION ON THE TONGUE WAS FOR PHARISEES IM NEVER GOING TO THE NOVUS ORDO AGAIN

inshallah jesse we must cook

I will always drive the speed limit in the left lane, I don’t care how many idiot Trump supporters in their big trucks get mad about it

"Modern historian disagree" Shoot them.

when i was little i thought i would marry tucker carlson