soap of the day

ATTENTION! Can you pick me up from SoapCon? - a free h̶o̶r̶r̶o̶r̶ RPGMaker game about our second convention for all Soapers, by Soap Of The Day! COMING 2025 However, I do need your help. Please read if you're interested in the development. [1/3]

Pat yourself on the back, you earned this awesome soap video. However, time can warp and the gap will cleanse your sins only when you're watching it. Once the video ends, your burdens must return. So keep looping this short clip, we all deserve it.

Sorry for the crash-out from a few days ago. When I began ripping my hair out and scratching holes in my neck, my reliable employees gave me an iPad with soap cutting videos and jingled some keys in front of my face. I laughed and clapped my hands excitedly. Works like a charm

Pathetic. Could never be us. Soap Of The Day promotes #EthicalSoaping with ASMR sourced from real human beings, not AI. Our soap cutting videos are rich in authentic pain of living persons who belong to our Organization. AI can't replicate the horrors of "Existence".

Everyone, start licking! We might still be able to save him! ...Wow, we did it. We freed the snowman and now he got a little penguin friend too. I... sorry, give me a minute, I'm tearing up a bit. I'm just... so happy

Can we talk about how slime videos propagate patriarchy? Preferring slime over soap perpetuates the dehumanization and hyperobjectification of Soapers who, mind you, have to deal with the normalization of oversexualization during californication of the western civilization

When I was a kid I got relentlessly tormented for eating soap. And you know what? Look at me and my achievements now. My bullies were... kind of right, actually. This business is gay and stupid.

Hey guys this is Soap Of The Day's surgeon. They are in the Hopital in critical condition. The only thing that will help them recover is Saying something Nice about them in the Replies. I'll read them out loud while removing their Body parts. Oh no we're losing them nooooo

Hark! Last night it was revealed to me in a dream that the world would end on February 3rd. God communicated with people through dreams both in the Old and New Testament so I simply have no choice but to believe this is not some random bullshit induced by psychiatric medicine.

On July 4th we all celebrate an important holiday so let's pay our respects. Yes, it's the birthday of my grandmother, Elder Soapette. She taught me the arts and made me train in the wilderness for months to prepare me for my future of posting soap videos online.

I foresaw a dire omen. I might get murdered soon.

Some of you are so mean to me. You treat me like I'm not human! Which is fair because I've never been, not even for a single day of my life. Even if you despise me, I love all Soapers. I'm painfarming since I plan to get beatified and then become a saint after my death.

Am I too woke or is Soap one of these fandoms that should have never gotten a Media? I like to consume soap ethically (eat with fork, knife etc.) without any influence of problematic makers who put unnecessary soap scenes in their sex

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My vegan family of 7 shares one single bar of soap while showering. We also bathe in the same water to save roughly $7 per month. Face it, there is no excuse to not be eco-friendly. Laugh all you want. My humble family will single-handedly undo the damage caused by billionaires

#Busy. I am pursuing higher education, currently extremely preoccupied in my wizarding university (and not some lame shit like "Hog Warts"). What do you mean that's just called being unemployed? Dude. Not. Cool. This is actually highly disrespectful and problematic