midori🍉
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globalise the intifada!
love when i remember that i’m an adult and i can just do things!!! so of course i went ahead and did a pottery class on a random sunday- turned out pretty decent for a first attempt :3


found a solution y’all. go so early that when you’re done w the workout the cafe isn’t open. now i just gotta figure out how to consistently wake up at 6AM while sleeping at 1AM :3
guys. i’ve found a cutesy cafe with great coffee on the way to my gym. and now every time i pass by it i wanna reward myself. this is neither good for my finances nor my health. pls tell me how to unlearn the existence of this place😭
for everyone who asked the name- here you go. but beware that you have been warned!
finished reading the most gut wrenching heartbreaking story i’ve read in forever. shed so tears, got angry, felt like flinging it across the room - absolutely the worst experience of my life. 5 stars obviously :)
too many books to read, things to do, experiences to have, too little time!

missed the entire sprint race should i live in a happy delusion or should i check? someone tell me what happened please
saturday subah uth ke bannerghatta road travel karliya. nobody is a bigger masochist than me truly.
i hope they randomly inspect these mclarens and find human remains in their sidepods
“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for
🚨🚨 LADS FROM PUNE i need your help 🚨🚨 Please help find a home for Noori RT for good karma + your boss starts losing hair today