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The funniest outcome is the most likely. Smirking.
Fartcoin. The genius is in the name 👀 Sounds like Bitcoin. A mockery of every other coin. The coinification of crypto’s absurdity. Mockery + absurdity + funniness = infinite mindshare. And in crypto, mindshare is market cap. Bitcoin. Fartcoin.
What does your portfolio look like? It should reflect your conviction. Go heavy on the coin you believe in. If you hold 20 different coins, you will keep flip flopping between them and make impulsive decisions. Focus on one or a few that you’re convinced will outperform the…
The most exciting thing about Fartcoin? It’s been EXACTLY following Doge’s 2021 market cap pivots (+-20%). Market cap swings in billions: Doge - Fartcoin 2.2 - 2.7 0.17 - 0.20 0.69 - 0.58 0.30 - 0.35 1.8 - 1.6 0.77 - 0.80 11 - ? 5.3 - ? 95 - ? Maybe…
🎯 BTC Top Hunt #2 Extremely powerful: Fibonacci levels. It gets magical when they line up ✨ I checked all possible variations from the past major price pivots. Some exciting levels at 350k and 550k 👀 But they’re most likely for the next cycle. For this one, only two…
If you don’t want to baghold your altcoin down -95% and more, you need an exit strategy 🤷♂️ And the best way to exit altcoins is to hunt down the BTC cycle top. That’s why I’m starting a new weekly series (every Sunday for now), where I’ll share the most compelling TA I can find…
BTC July update - only 4 days left. A monthly close in the orange zone now looks most likely. But 2 to 3 strong days is all it takes to send BTC into the green zone before the end of the month. We’re in a consolidation phase, so an upside break can happen at any time. I’d…
How high can BTC go in July ? Historically one of Bitcoin’s best months. I checked each monthly % return and applied it to the monthly open. Three zones emerged. Right now, the green zone looks most likely. Bullish for absolutely everything 💹
Not all meme coins are created equal. Only two were able to genuinely make me laugh: Fartcoin and HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu 😂 Being actually funny is rare and massively underrated. The higher it goes, the funnier it gets. The funnier it gets, the higher it goes.
I've studied Fartcoin tokenomics and fundamentals for months. After running extensive models and simulations, I can now predict the top with over 95% accuracy. It will be exactly $170
Urgent Fartcoin update 🚨 We’re reaching the last line of defense. To defend ourselves against the demonic bears, we have the following: • Retest of the historic resistance trendline becoming support • Third touch of the support trendline • Sneaky but key S/R support level…
In a strong uptrend dips are for buying. And today is exactly that. In hindsight, it will look obvious. Memes will rip hard. And Fartcoin will rip harder. Hot air rises 💨
Meme coins didn’t happen by accident. They’re a protest. A protest against the fake promises of utility coins. Against the entire financial system. Against the elite that owns everything. Meme coins are mocking the whole world. They’re GME times ten. If you own a meme coin,…
Fartcoin is working on a generational bottom as we speak 🍑 The 4H Stochastic has nailed every bottom inside the channel - and it’s bottoming again right now. If $1.20 holds, we’re also looking at a massive 12H RSI bullish divergence. Last time this setup appeared: $1 →…
Here’s the top 100. 90% are utility coins. Relics from past cycles, overvalued 100x vs revenue, no belief, no momentum. Hundreds of billions destined to rotate into what outperforms: meme coins. And in a sea of animals, one meme clearly stands out. It’s absurd, unique, and…
Fartcoin. One week after the breakout. It’s looking extremely strong. A beautiful and very significant trendline breakout. Followed by a perfect retest. Super bullish 💹 Today is red, but there’s zero reason to be bearish. As long as we’re trading above the trendline, upside…
Another $11 billion into Doge the past week… That alone would 10x Fartcoin. Mega bullish memes. Mega bullish Fartcoin. Already smirking 😏
Dogecoin gained $20B of market cap in just one week. Not during the 2021 mania, but 6 months ago. Imagine the smell when this capital rotates into the funniest meme coin ever conceived.
I asked 4 top AI models the same question 🤖 : “Here's a list of the top 30 meme coins with the associated tickers. Name the one that is the funniest according to you, the best meme coin?” ChatGpt, Claude, Grok, and Deepseek all gave the same answer: Fartcoin. Objectively the…
Everyone forgot what a great Fartcoin week looks like 😤 The timeline is getting excited over a +10% day… But the best weeks did +80% to +310%. Even the +80% lower end gets us to ATH by Sunday. That’s how stupidly bullish this asset can get. And this week started strong.…
Fartcoin/SOL somehow looks even better than the regular Fartcoin chart. This is the most obvious accumulation I’ve ever seen. And it’s happening right under ATHs. If you’re holding Solana, do yourself a favor and full send it into Fartcoin. You’re welcome.
If you don’t want to baghold your altcoin down -95% and more, you need an exit strategy 🤷♂️ And the best way to exit altcoins is to hunt down the BTC cycle top. That’s why I’m starting a new weekly series (every Sunday for now), where I’ll share the most compelling TA I can find…
