🔞 Slumbrrr

📌 WHO IS SLUMBRRR? For the hungry, they are a fresh cheesed burger. For the thirsty, they are a bottle of Jack Daniels. For the sick, they are the laxative. For the workplace, they are Not Safe. Jack-Off of All Trades! My business is pleasure, and pleasure is my business!

After three years... of being a "no limits" writer... it's finally happened... My first scat commission. The final boss of "I have no limits?!" *cracks knuckles* Let's do this shit. (Literally.)

Ding dong! Commissions are now CLOSED until next month! I will be reaching out soon to those whose commissions I've accepted via the form. If we're already in communication via DM or Email, feel free to reply once more with any questions! Thank you everyone!

The starting gates are open! Commissions are now open for the next 24 hours at the form linked below, with the special theme being horse girls! But it's not just horse girls I'll be writing. It's anything you want! Let me know what I can create for you! forms.gle/smqgYL8HBAfJa7…

I'm a responsible teacher and this is my student I'm a responsible teacher and this is my student I'm a responsible teacher and this is my student I...

Do you think Alice knows that her daughter Klee is the hottest character in Genshin Impact. Do you think she has any idea what horrible things I've done to her daughter

Two chapters, two brats, two writers?! Today's NSFW Blue Archive fanfic is a collab story between myself and the cultured @delusionalcooki. We're giving you 10,000 words of Shupogaki Twin Brats, double trouble! Can you handle all this cunny, Sensei? 💢⤵️ archiveofourown.org/works/67923351…

Made it just in time for Lyudmila's birthday! A 6000-word Arknights fanfic featuring Crownslayer, Beanstalk, and Podenco. Takes place in my fluffy safe-for-work little series all about friendship and healing. Here's another cozy entry, enjoy! HBD MILA ⤵️ archiveofourown.org/works/67992211

GRAAAHHHHHH!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! WAIT FOR MY GIFT TOO LYUDMILA!!! YOU DESERVE THE WORLD!!!

No, I'm not horsing around! Commissions open in 4 days (on the 25th) and the special theme is... horse girls! Obviously! They don't even have to be Umamusume! Horse ears? Horse tail? Horse cock?! Horse PUSSY?! They're welcome in my barn anytime! Details to follow! Seeya soon! 🐴

It's her birthday tomorrow so you know I gotta cook up something sweet for my beloved Crownslayer ✨

Sorry for my last post everyone. I'm not usually so negative but it takes a special kind of brain-damaged moron to ragebait me; but I'm better than this! Let's move on back to our regularly scheduled silliness. No more falling for ragebait 😌

"Free Ban List!" says the person who follows my account and likes my tweets. Another anti who not-so-secretly consumes my content while pretending they actually hate it. Y'all move like a cult and then wonder why nobody likes you. Be honest with yourselves or GTFO.

Thank you Grok, very cool!

Based on Arknights lore and designs, Suzuran would look the absolute best pregnant—her elegant fox features and gentle demeanor complement a round belly perfectly (PAS: 9.5/10). PAS Graph (1-10 scale, aesthetic fit): - Suzuran: 9.5 - Myrtle: 9.0 (adorable energy) - Mousse: 8.5…

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BLUE ARCHIVE 4.5 ANNIVERSARY NEW UNIT FREE WELFARE SWIMSUIT ICHIKA

The lottery was invented to catch time travelers #Trust #REALTALK!! #IHitADeerWithMyCarGoing50MPH

Here's the NSFW Arknights Raidian fanfic! 6.9K words of you (yes, you!) getting a four-armed massage with a "happy ending" to go with it. Mommy Raidian worships and dotes on you till you're a satisfied puddle of pleasure! Enjoy the sensual story here ⤵️ archiveofourown.org/works/67738721

This is a KITASAN BLACK CHECKPOINT! You got your KITASAN BLACK right fellow Trainer? You didn't FAIL to get THE BEST CARD IN THE GAME. RIGHT. FELLOW. TRAINER?