JackWagon
@slippyfox
Tweets are my own. I have no idea what I’m doing. I can and have been wrong, I likely will again, and I try to learn from that.
This is fucking obscure but I'm hoping my friends get it. Cause... yeah that's pretty much two sentence horror. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @thenovelninja
Also, how does Apple manufacturer these? What type of machine? x.com/julianfried/st…
Knitting machines are cool. Who is making the Bambu Lab for knitting machines?
Is he gonna be okay?
Well, wasn't looking forward to diagnosing why my air compressor wouldn't run. Much easier than I thought
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my account. Just give me a name.
This is the Six Needler. It is CO2 pistol that shoots wire darts, invented by hobbyist & youtube personality Jörg Sprave. Our Interior Ministry, in a rush to ban it, forced through a revision of weapons law that, b/c tangled syntax, accidentally bans all air rifles/pistols. lol
BREAKING: The nation's largest teachers union just scrubbed their 2025 handbook from their website. Too bad for them, I saved the 434-page document. 👇🧵
TESTIMONY OF A NON-JEW ABOARD @vueling: (I translated from the original French is in the image below.) "Hello. I'm going to give my point of view as a passenger. I was coming back from Valencia with my daughter and no one on the plane understood what was happening because the…
Incredible. This journalist is going to take down the radical socialist Zohran Mamdani.
Wow. Brigitte Macron just dropped a 218 page lawsuit against Candace Owens. Here are a couple totally random screenshots from the filing.
I should call her
Soooooo after the dermaplane my esthetician wanted me to try a new mask type thing they have instead of my normal treatment. "It's like those old peel off masks so you can drive home and take it off after an hour" Me w driving from Wheat Ridge to Castle Rock rn.
🚨 THIS IS INSANE @vueling just kicked 50 Jewish kids off a plane for singing Hebrew The crew FREAKED OUT at this, called Israel a “terrorist state”, FORCED THE CHILDREN OFF THE FLIGHT, and HAD THE FEMALE CAMP DIRECTOR BEATEN AND ARRESTED Now these kids—ages 10 to 15—are…
SHE KNEW THOSE WERE HER FINAL MOMENTS "Libi Cohen-Meguri, a 22-year-old infantry officer, went to the Nova music festival. She was shot while fleeing the party. At 8:11 a.m., she called her parents and said: “I’ve been shot in the stomach, I’ve been shot in the arm, I’m losing…
היא הבינה שאלו הדקות האחרונות לחייה ליבי, קצינת חי״ר, בת 22, נסעה למסיבת הנובה. היא נורתה תוך כדי בריחה מהמסיבה, בשעה 8:11 היא התקשרה להוריה ואמרה: ״ירו בי בבטן, ירו בי ביד, אני מאבדת דם. אני הולכת למות״. בשקט, ברוגע היא הבינה שאלו הדקות האחרונות לחייה. היא ביקשה מהוריה…
A U.S. State Department visa specialist was caught on camera admitting he helps illegal immigrants evade deportation and saying: “Fck Americans, fck Israel. I hate [Israelis] to death.” This is who’s handling our immigration system.