Awkward Egg 😬🥚

@sleepwalkingdog

Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson in Heaven, comparing moonwalks.

Joined May 2009

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Nov 15

I'm on bluesky bsky.app/profile/sleepw… Not for any moral purpose, just because everyone else is.

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jul 16

I predicted all this back in 2013

AAwkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Oct 25, 2013

Gregg: Hi John, I've just met the BBC about Masterchef 2015: Fusion Food. BONZA! You're out mate. Where we're going, we don't need Torodes.

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jul 13

A robot on its way home from the Oasis gig.

MMatthew@regionalthicko · Jul 13

When you finish work early and find your wife in bed with a sex robot

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jul 1

When you order clam chowder to start, the seafood spaghetti for main and clam pudding for dessert.

TToaster Philp@philp83 · Jul 1

Very clammy. Very clammy indeed

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jun 25

What is the most iconic sports photograph ever taken?

OOut of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans · Jun 25

What is the most iconic sports photograph ever taken?

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jun 22

"Reintroduce Spicy Tomato Wotsits"

TThe Mirror@DailyMirror · Jun 22

Donald Trump's four-word update as he weighs up military action against Iran mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/d…

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jun 19

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jun 10

Spicy Tomato Wotsits

WWindows@Windows · Jun 9

fill in the blank: bring back ___________

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Jun 8

"Je joue au pegging"

BBBC News (UK)@BBCNews · Jun 8

Prince William speaks French in address on ocean protection bbc.in/3SDfNpn

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · Nov 17

Making a note of all you fuckers who haven't followed me on bluesky

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 7

Sarah only on 3% - typical misogyny from the Catholic Church.

TThe Spectator Index@spectatorindex · May 7

Chances of becoming next Pope. 🇮🇹 Pietro Parolin: 26% 🇵🇭 Luis Antonio Tagle: 25% 🇮🇹 Pierbattista Pizzaballa: 11% 🇮🇹 Matteo Zuppi: 10% 🇭🇺 Peter Erdo: 7% 🇬🇭 Peter Turkson: 5% 🇫🇷 Jean-Marc Aveline: 5% 🇨🇩 Fridolin Ambongo: 3% 🇬🇳 Robert Sarah: 3% (@Kalshi prediction market)

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 2

Now I'm the aged. #totp

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 2

Michael Bolton looks like Kevin Costner in a biopic about George Bush Jr.

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 2

Peter Andre giving big date rapist energy #totp

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 2

Embrace were very much the River Island of britpop. #TOTP

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 2

What is the most iconic sports photograph of all time?

HHistoric Hub@HistoricHub · May 1

What is the most iconic sports photograph of all time?

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 1

When your dad trades in your mum for a younger model

Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 1

And yet we can still see the dick attached to his head.

JJennifer Jacobs@JenniferJJacobs · Apr 30

"They say I wear a lot of hats," Elon Musk jokes in cabinet meeting. He grabbed a red "Gulf of America" hat from the cabinet room table and put it over his black DOGE hat. "Even my hat has a hat."

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Awkward Egg 😬🥚@sleepwalkingdog · May 1

While on my run this morning I saw an occupied body bag being placed into the back of an undertaker's van. #inspirational #livelaughlove

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