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The 10th-anniversary edition of Divide and Exit is out now! Buy, listen or download.
I’m trying again with this website. But it’s like wiping a used bin bag around your face, all day.
Plebs lobbin McPolitics at me on ere ain’t helping anyone, is it.
Yea man 🥷
@fit_as_fuc @sleafordmods - keeping his desk area tidy. #ukgrim #sleafordmods
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RIP Oz Osbourne. ❤️ Always Lol at Led Zep thinking they were pony. youtu.be/4qDYa2aIBxw?si…
📣NEW EVENT ALERT📣 Excited to announce a new event just added for autumn! Come join us for #Edgecity 'Monologues From The Street' from Thu 25 - Sat 27 Sep by our Associate Artist gobscure. Jason Williamson from @sleafordmods joins the cast for these special monologues exploring…
This hotel breakfast hall is too busy. Coffee tastes like crushed ciggies so I’m doubling up on the espresso button to get the buzz quick before I move on to the food
Bluesky & Threads ain’t got the same chattiness, have they. It’s all too slow.
Force 10 from Corby @sleafordmods #sleafordmods #HappyFathersDay
Least the rain got rid of the bird shit on the motor. 🥷
Someone keyed the motor and much like the weird accounts that come at you on ere, it could be anybody. I don’t park anyone in, leave space, so it’s gotta be some fucker on a jel tip. I love my car. I’m not mad anymore, etc.
I didn’t mind the beach boys. Awful hedonism which now makes the Ye, Brutalist Minimalist madness or whatever popstar currently getting eaten by the machine in LA feel almost tame. My guy getting sand delivered to his gaff to record on is still decent too, innit. RIP Brian Wilson
Getting the old man one of them burner phones wot villains stick up their 'arris for Father's Day
Wtf is it with shark attack vids on FB ‘n Instagram? And also, fuckin Pot Hole deaths too. Wtf. Has it been proven as some kind of significant fear driver or something. Absolute state of it.
Donald’s watched too many films. He’s like Don Amott King of Caravans meets Henry Lee Lucas, innit.
Can’t believe George Clinton didn’t use the line ‘The man from Funkle’