Skylar Romines
@skylarromines
ATW + MCR | author | pretty okay human | Larry David memes are my love language
Being thoughtful doesn’t need to be expensive or difficult. Finding out I love Larry David & printing a little picture is A+ hospitality >>>

Actual footage of me checking my Twitter monetization tab after a banger post that makes $17 payout

Weird how my phone can tell me when my music is too loud for my ears but can’t intercept texts from numbers I’ve reported & marked as spam 100x
Some men on here are telling younger guys that having money will solve all of their troubles with women. Look, money helps. But it won’t solve your problems. It can just be a tool to help you solve your problems. If you are a guy with money who is not conventionally…
You’ll make more friends by letting them be smart than trying to show them how smart you are
You’re never going to be happy if you’re more concerned about how your life looks than how it feels
All the posts saying ‘she’s rich now’ about the Coldplay concert CEO’s wife are wild. Like - you do realize she’ll have half as much money and no husband and be forced into single motherhood now, right? Despite what angry men on the internet would have you believe, women are…
Me, leaning over when I hear the table next to us at dinner mention commercial real estate

Take your HR manager to go see Coldplay. Go into debt if you have to.
Please remove the words ‘I’ll assume…’ from your cold outreach immediately
Stop hating on nepo babies and set up your life so your kids can be them
What’s one piece of life advice you believe that would have people doing this?
Gearing up to take my first real vacation since launching ATW. I’ve been nervous. I decided to give all of the clients I’m in regular contact with a heads up. Got a bunch of responses like this one. Truly cant stress enough how important it is to surround yourself with good…

I’ve gotten even weirder since I started copy & pasting ingredient labels into chatgpt and asking if any of them may be concerning
WOW! Thank you so much to @creisummit, @kenashley, and @cettus for this! And to all the folks who follow my content on X, thank you! Great group of folks to be at the top with! @CoyDavidsonCRE @Bethazor1 @bethanyjbabcock @chriswhatch @DanielHerrold @AvivaRealEstate…
The 2025 #CREi X List is here! Here's your Top 10. Thanks for making X great for CRE! @BobKnakal @CoyDavidsonCRE @Bethazor1 @chriswhatch @bethanyjbabcock @DanielHerrold @AvivaRealEstate @BullRealty Skylar Romines Michael Lagazo Full List here: creisummit.com/x-list-2025/
Yes, I had a nice 4th of July. No, I do not want to hop on a quick call to talk about your B2B SaaS platform this week.
Happy Independence Day to everyone! 🇺🇸 even the haters and the losers
You know you’ve been on Twitter too long when you see a page with a female pfp & immediately know from their content that it’s a dude
‘We only have a finite amount of time on this planet. You can be viciously mediocre or you can get the fuck after it’ 🇺🇸
Neighborhood kids selling lemonade for $12: inflation or extortion?