ash🪽

can we bring back dudebros who shame all ships i think bllktwt needs a break from shipping

don’t try salvia ok u go into a different dimension /neg

so come inside and be with me alone with me alone with me alone

barou would be such a goated drag queen

IM FUCKING FRYING BRAH

omg how do i get bllktwt popular without getting myself into discourse

when my ass so flat it hurts to sit down

this texas phone law is so dumb im using my phone anyway

if i love you was a promise, would you break it if you’re honest?

wheni pray on someone’s downfall and they actually go through some next level shit my ego feels so satisfied

suicide

95% of the things i say on this acc are satire and rage baits ok..? never take what i say seriously here

when the oomfs that have notifs on for me just like my posts and never interact i lwk feel like im a museum attraction for people to stare at idk

they have 165.4k now i’m so done for

tumblr fics are so good but they’re all x readers kill me now

me in 30 years watching my son defending kaisagi with his life on the line