Simon Yemane
@simonyemane
🇸🇪 writer & director of stuff on the tele. I pretty much only post takes about my silly club Spurs. 21.05.25 🏆🤍
If Ange wins a trophy after spending a the whole season saying he would while literally every person in the world was laughing at him it will be one of the coolest shit I’ve ever seen in sports.
They better spend that full 60 mil lol They’ve shown us they can now so it’s too late to get stingy with it. Put it ALL on a world class 6 I say. I can live with Maddison, Kulusevski and Kudus rotating in that 10 role. Go for broke. Get us Wharton😤

Whatever MGW agent did he must have not been slick with it. I’ve never seen a more obvious hostage picture

This is literally a post i have sitting in my drafts right now but I got so much flack for saying something similar the other day I couldn’t be bothered to share😭
I don't know how you watch over three hours of Spurs today and think the main thing we need is a midfielder who wins the ball a lot at further expense to our ability to pass the ball through midfield.
I loved him before, I adore him for doing this🤍
Tottenham and South Korea star Heung-min Son is calling for donations to support Palestinians through the World Food Programme. Last year, after a match against the Palestine national team, he also expressed his solidarity with their cause. Thank you Sonny @Sonny7
My whole thing with pre-season is: “Highlight the good, don’t make big deal about the bad.” Don’t have ANY memories of learning anything decisive about the quality of a coach or player and what type of season they might have from pre-season. Just fun to see my team play again.
It’s easy to forget just how little of Odobert we have seen. Bro’s got so much talent and potential.
This move would make no sense to me at all. Spurs are in need of a technical, creative no.6. Palhinha is really just a ball-winner (an extremely good one). That's why Bayern are getting rid, having hardly played him. Baffling. nytimes.com/athletic/65060…
Really hard one for me to wrap my head around. There are multiple options out there to upgrade on Bissouma, but we’re looking at the 30 year old stopgap that’s slightly better than him and hasn’t played regular football in 12 months. I guess the silver lining is Gray would most…
#Tottenham are working on a deal to sign Joao Palhinha from Bayern Munich. Sources in Europe believe there is a strong possibility that Spurs will be able to reach an agreement for Palhinha, but they may need to sell a player first. [@mcgrathmike / @SamJDean] 🥇
Me every time I see a new story linking Spurs to Palhinha
My take on Son staying or going this summer is simple: It should be his decision. A loyal club legend and the captain who finally broke our trophy drought. He has earned the right to determine how and when to end his time at Tottenham Hotspur. 🤍🫡
I remember the day we first heard we had signed Morgan Gibbs-White. I was so much younger, sharper and fitter back then. I was still married to my first wife. My kids still spoke to me. I could eat and drink what I wanted without gaining weight. Those were the good ol days.
My favorite part from yesterday. No goal, no amazing bit of individual skill, but a real glimpses of how we’ll look to play under Frank.
We’ve been starving for this profile of player with this level of confidence in his execution. Starving.