Simon Johnson
@simonwxm
The world's third most popular Wrexham fan.
George Thomason is my favourite ever Wrexham player.
Another bold move, Welcome to Wrexham, George Thomason. 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
Are you still supposed to unplug your TV aerial during a thunderstorm because I don’t have one?
This is a brilliant example of “the commentator’s curse” but did he also say what I think he said?
Wow. I’ve just come out of the Spar in Rhosddu and there wasn’t a single car in the car park nor a soul walking past. I can only assume there has been an extinction level event and I’m the last human alive. Might go back in for some more cans.
Liberato Liberato He eats the pasta He does the Haka Liberato Cacace
To the tune of Lip Up Fatty by Bad Manners: Liberato Oh-Liberato Cacacace
Cacace, whoa-oh-oh-oh Cacace, whoa-oh-oh-oh He came from Empoli He’s actually a Kiwi
Liberato Cacace is already my favourite ever Wrexham player.
Great to see that we are losing against Sydney. Down the years that has always been an inverse correlation between pre-season results and how the season starts. The worst thing that can happen is to win all your warm up games.
Those bottle tops that no longer fully detach are a really efficient way to get milkshake on your shirt.
There are so many reasons why winter is better than summer and the fact that jumps racing is so much better than flat is one of the big ones.
Ok, I was sceptical but the upstairs of our house gets unbearably hot but opening the loft hatch really seems to help cool it down.
I’ve seen enough to confidently predict that Harry Ashfield will become the world’s first billion bitcoin player.
For one horrible moment I thought the referee was in a Deadpool costume.
I’m assuming the gorgeous new throwback Wrexham shirt is going to be on sale at 1982 prices.
The highlight of my working week is a chicken parm pie at 10am every Tuesday. Ok, this tradition only started last week but it will continue forever now.
Well that’s the anthems won. Now to win the game. Cmon Cymru #TogetherStronger