Simon 🌳 : )
@simon_ohler
philosopher, bridge builder, wish granter, tree homie. MANY BLESSINGS! come to TREEWEEK!! ⬇️ Sep 15 — Sep 21, 2025 near Berlin
hi we're early! TREEWEEK TWO tickets are live! at this time: 30 room tickets / 21 camp tickets left get em while they're hot, last time we sold out before July was over. many blessings and much much love S
apparently the TREES are attracting some witches from the west... gonna be a spooky who is who at TREEWEEK TWO (boo!) TREEWEEK TWO tickets drop tomorrow come bring your joy, and bring your sorrow 6pm CEST 12pm west you'll figure out the rest much bless!
can we democratically fund artists in tpot? can the scene invest into itself? can patrons, talent, and audience coordinate and flourish? I have toyed with the idea of organising Emergent Grants. here's how:
Asked my Slavic wife if this is true and she said “I don’t have an answer to your question” and you know what that means
Having a Slavic wife is the best motivation you’ll ever need to achieve more in life. Brutally honest, very high standards. You have to be at least on par with her dad who can build a house from scratch or swap the engine in a Mercedes. You also have to earn a lot of money.
step by step tpot conversation guide - sync mental models - find passionate topic of discussion - unfold with anastomosis - reach axiomatic disagreement - exchange subjective experiences - hug it out
Time for my funny kind homies to get a bit louder
I don’t hate men, I hate bad men. I love men truly, some of them are kind, funny, smart and empathetic people. Unfortunately the men who don’t fall under those categories are the loudest.
Need this to kick in right about nowwww (I am looking for a long term room in Berlin, I'm a lovely flatmate)
as a charming beautiful woman trust that you will never have to show proof of income or similar documentation to find a place to live… vibes will take you everywhere you need to go..
salivating while listening to the guys explain the menu of this year's TREEWEEK
TREEWEEK workshops we're planning - lightning talks - forcing party - mini film festival - open mic/talent show - jam sessions - circling - playfighting - giant painting - oracle - hot seat - movement - stargazing - forest art - dancing - cuddle puddles - waterboarding? -…
Live true to your nature and the kingdom of heaven shall be bequeathed unto you
The issue with money in the scene needs a clear strategy: asymmetry 1) become adept and skillful at receiving money from the corporate mainland via magic skills 2) minimize the $ amts you charge your magic homies for events and services
the crux of the issue with money in the scene is that it's entirely dependent on most ppl working high paying corpo or tech jobs. everybody wants to leave their job to be an artist/community organiser/coach/healer/mystic but they would have no income without the wage slaves
Lots of basic hanging-out-with-people rizz in here. Read it! I’m co-signing 80-90% of this, but everything I agree with has amazing technical depth with impressive brevity.
I timeboxed 45 minutes to write down every single rule of good social skills I could come up with. Let me know if you want me to elaborate on any of these:
renting my one-bedroom apartment in berlin (near the canal in neukölln) for august - send me a DM for pics + details 55sqm, quiet back courtyard, retro turquoise bathtub, 230€ a week trustworthy online friends (or friends of friends) preferred :)
I’ve got a real good homie moving to London, looking for a job. He’s trilingual (German Spanish English) and is looking for teaching or receptionist roles (he led front desk and bar of a boutique hotel). Lmk if you’re out there with ideas / connections ❤️
how can I become a voice coach? unbalanced throat chakras are the bane of my existence and I would love to help fix this. would be willing to pay or trade for a few training sessions so I can give basic voice coaching to ppl.