jade ( •‿• )

hi.

inventively and expansively sexual

Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"

never using this

sitting by the stairs making sure that you're ok

#hxh

Road trip

i'm ready to evolve and you look like just enough XP 😈

they're eating her up in the comments but she spilled so bad i fear😭

I used to climb on my dresser and hump my tube TV when she was on screen .