Princess Kenny
@shqiptarded
Gheg ♱ 🏔️🪕🪖 “Florida Man”, Bronx Survivor, Tard Wife.
All of my clients under 30: Like I have moodboards on my Pinterest of coquette outfits but then I just end up dressing like Adam Sandler 😂 My situationship is a Virgo do you think I’m delulu? All of my clients over 50: Idc if its your 26th attempt. Start over. *Punches me*
Uncanny valley
Tammy Slaton, star of 1000-lb Sisters, is barely recognizable after extreme weight loss and skin removal surgery.
Everyone mad about this but it’s giving me flashbacks to when I had a roommate and he let this girl stay over without asking me or my bf and she drank all my coffee, went thru 2 cups of my sugar, and got shitfaced & fell down the stairs & broke her hip then tried to blame me
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“Why do your nails take so long? What are you even doing in all that time?” Passing the fucking Bechdel test, that’s what.
Now the body of one soul I adore wants to die You have always told me you’d not live past 25 I say Stay long enough to repay all you’ve caused strife
If you miss a dose of your antipsychotics the first feeling to come back is always shame
It’s incredibly difficult to be chopped as an Albanian woman.
Wtffff mennn💔
Black Sabbath legend Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness, dead at 76 trib.al/6H8DQU0
I was talking to this woman in her 30s the other day and she asked me “wait are you like REALLY young?” And I said “well no I’m 24” and she goes “…24 IS really young.” And then laughed by herself for like a minute
Aging is just people telling each other "20 is so young" "34 is so young" "52 is so young" until you die
