metaphor man

I’ve had a Fortnite emote looping in the background over my headset while staring at the wall for the last 10 minutes

My fascist housemates are trying to get me evicted for simply having a small taste of their bath water

what are some of the most psychoactive tweets you've seen or bookmarked? tweets that basically altered your brain function/chemistry the moment you read them

Because of their naturally friendly dispositions Samoyeds usually make for terrible guard dogs. They don't attack threats; just kind of smile and bark at them.

Both of them for eternity

Kinda bored today I think I’ll become a flat earther

1000 degree knife vs. my bald head

whats the hardest edit of all time?

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

Slave

Please stop posting images of me in the “chopped chuds” community tab

Pay per view service where you get to see every splinter of a fractured soul like episodes of a slowly failing hbo original series

He already closed his first deal! :3

They say he quiet cause Benson fired him

There should be an orange/yellow microprismatic thin blue line style flag for DoT workers