Shelb(s)
@shelb_two_ees
Catholic ♱ • @TradDadSays wife • mother • TLM • No one special, I just have things to say.
“God, wishing His elect to realize their own misery, often temporarily withdraws His favors: no more is needed to prove to us in a very short time what we really are.” - St. Teresa of Avila
Trads not dressing like it’s the renaissance festival for Mass challenge
Pro marriage tip: When your husband is working on a project, occasionally tell him that he’s “doing it wrong” - this will ensure his ego does not get the better of him.
Me at 34: Hang on, just let me drink my water, collagen coffee, magnesium drink, green drink, fulvic acid drink, electrolyte drink, more coffee, and take my supplements - and I’ll be ready for the day
Just accidentally dipped my sushi in Worcestershire sauce Send help
Can we stop adding cornmeal to the bottom of English muffins? As the one who has to clean up the crumbs of 3 feral boys, I am begging.
This weekend, I learned that Minnesotans think of KS as part of “the South.” Incorrect. KS is the MidWest, MN is the North.
Being used to being around a lot of people ≠ Enjoying being around a lot of people
I believe that it would be better if almost every single teen-oriented apostolate and ministry in the Church were shut down. No youth groups. No youth conferences. And for God’s sake no youth Masses. Just integrate the teens into parish life to prepare them for adulthood.
Thinking about that time when I went to get a baby carrier off FB marketplace, & the lady invited me into her house while she went to get it & left me alone with her toddler for several awkward moments. People: don’t do this
The divorced-straight-woman-to-butch-lesbian pipeline is so predictable
Make it stop
Me to my wife when she sees me put in disc 2 of the extended version of The Return of the King
There are some of you Catholic podcasters who are going to talk about this scandal, and it's going to be exactly pots calling kettles black. Just so we're clear. There are very few of you with any real integrity and you LOVE scandal. You need it for your grift.
Catholic influencers when they see one of their own is a degenerate perv, knowing this too can be monetized
VoR iS sO sCAnDaLoUs *posts literal sext messages* -Catholic Twitter
My wife’s grandparents are in town. They’re in their 80s and I love offering a hand to lean on to assist Abuela when she’s walking. Offered her my arm today and asked her where she wanted to go. “To my groom”, they meet eyes and smile at each other tenderly as I walk her to…
The gleam of joy in my 8yo’s eyes when I explained to him what “Blockbuster movie night” was like growing up
Enjoying some butter in my coffee this morning 😌
Butter in coffee is disgusting.
No one: Absolutely no one: Chronically online conspiratorial boomers: “Are you paying attention yet???”
When you’re changing a baby & they thrust their foot into the open dirty diaper & get poop all over it, & then they kick their leg & poop gets on the floor, & then they arch their back & flop toward you & get poop on your shirt