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*back-to-back innings
You’re laughing. The Red Sox have back-to-back games with catcher’s interference calls and you’re laughing.
They’re gonna push a camera up his peehole, place a stent, and send him back in the morning once the bleeding risk has passed.
Erik Menendez is out of prison. He has kidney stones. He is in the hospital. I wonder if and when he will return? #erikmenendez #MenendezBrothers
Moakley Courthouse must be too far of a drive from (checks notes) his girlfriend’s home in South Boston.
tb giving the Jessica Leslie federal court story a good leaving alone lol
They let her use the Secret Snitch Door™
NEW; Jessica Leslie, a federal grand juror in the orbit of the John O'Keefe and Karen Read probe, made her initial appearance at the Moakley Courthouse. Apparently Leslie will be able to leave the courthouse from a secret door, per what the media pool was just told. A Rule 11…
“I only came back because there are receipts, blah blah blah….” (Proceeds to tweet 100 times in her first 24 hours) Never change, Fetus Knees! 😂

What if Video Jesus is just Vicki from Small Wonder?
What if Video Jesus is undercover as a Red Sparrow and her mission is to recruit Baron and Sanchez?
Imagine unironically using the term “gangsta rapper” in the year 2025 Anno Domini
Myles King is a gangsta rapper who is almost definitely guilty of murdering another man who he was previously found outside the house of in a stolen car with a loaded gun. Michael Proctor was the lead investigator and did things he didn't do in the Karen Read case, like pull…
Earl Grey has the tea!
I think I figured it out! Michael Gaffney is John Baron! 😂
“I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp.” - Catturd
Godammit
BREAKING: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, known for his iconic role as Theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show, has died. He was 54--Condolences to his family. 🕊️ bet.com/article/nuoegs…
It’s never been more over
Hammerhead sharks spotted off Massachusetts, bull sharks could be next to migrate north: 'Warm-water species will be showing up in greater numbers' trib.al/wbsfF0I
LMAOOOOOOO
FKR's implosion stems from post-acquittal fatigue, the grand juror leak igniting fresh toxicity, and internal clashes fueled by egos seeking clout. Mix in obsession-driven burnout and narcissistic actors prioritizing drama over facts—it's a toxic brew eroding the community from…
Hey @DoctorTurtleboy weren’t you the one that found Lucky? Just saying…
Hey @DoctorTurtleboy weren’t you the one that found Lucky? Just saying…
If you weren’t so ridiculously insecure, you’d just keep doing what you do and let the market decide….instead of drawing more attention to how much you supposedly don’t care.
My Content: I Do What I Want. Go Fuck Yourself! #ContentCreation #Freedom #CreatorLife #DoWhatYouWant #NoRules #Authenticity #CreatorCommunity #Content #MyWay #YouTuber
And here I’ve been shoving these up my ass for years like an idiot.
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach