SheWhoWillNotObey
@she_obey
I have, so far as you know, not eaten anyone Authenticated by The Riddler Five Flash Fictions: https://wordpress.com/view/ellenjoyceauthor.wordpress.com
You know what would be super hilarious, ironic and emotionally satisfying? If jesus came back, and I ate him.
I know I am still blurry from sleeping in but I seriously thought that was a straw and he was slurping the other guy's guts.
our ancestors were some FREAKS
I see lots of post about how maga will collapse when he dies, cause Vance. But I think the person lurking around hoping to be the New Dear Leader is Marco fucking Rubio.
look at me downloading the Superhandy wheelbarrow manual to learn how to take out and charge the battery so I can bring in wood when it isn't six hundred seventy two thousand fucking degrees outside.
This red panda is about to pull off the greatest jewel heist of this young century!
Ya know, ya gotta plug in the crock pot for it to work. Pro tip.
okay be proud I ate an actual meal at mealtime of bbq chicken breast, cherry tomato in ranch, and cole slaw.
Those rejected realities end up as a collective shadow creating a fucking shitshow for all of us, so people get it together.
Its a tempting thing, but its also symbolic of why humanity is in the spot its in now. We're so focused on the idea that we have to reject and control reality that we've overlooked the clear solution of finding ways to work with what we have to make things better for everyone.
Married happily, married unhappily, single, widowed - laundry is everlasting and eternal.
This amuses me, and makes me hungry.
Women never TRULY care about anybody but themselves. What they deserve. What they feel. What they want. And they'll burn it all down over their own petty selfish desires. Even if their kids catch strays in the process. Men have to be grounded. Reasonable. Responsible. Nobody…
I did a long, leisurely yoga set in front of the AC, walked on my machine for half an hour, did my prana clear mind breathing meditation. Cleared some clutter in the kitchen. Still not hungry though.
This is so hick and pathetic but I haven't had the whatever to chase Chicken Little out of the house, and she's just taking over. She is Queen of the Big Coop.
Why are conservatives so worried and outraged about the possibility that someone is "being lazy?"