commissioner shayla - 60 day IL (ankle/knee) 🌊
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#MNTwins STH. Nelson Cruz’s biggest fan. Heavy metal. Queen of the BTFam. Trevor Plouffe said I could be commish. The A’s belong in Oakland.
Friendly reminder: do not try to force my walkoff tweets. I have a system. It involves mental fortitude, grit and timing, and when I am pressured into it, it fails. If other people try to do it for me, it fails. Let me work my magic.
Nelson Cruz, Johan Santana, and 2016 Brian Dozier probably
What former player from throughout your favorite team's history could the team really use right now? We tried naming MLB's 15 best hitters every year since 2000: youtu.be/mSwt2TMk0lQ
It was one of the first times I ever scored a backstage pass. I wandered into Black Sabbath’s dressing room with my tape recorder and a copy of our local underground paper, the San Diego Door, and asked Ozzy Osbourne for this interview. 1/2
This is gross.
So far in 2025, we have tracked 16.1 MILLION parlays that have missed by 1 leg for a potential profit of $2.7 BILLION. The player that was involved in the most losing parlays was Brent Rooker.
I’m going to miss the “we have signed Jesse Chavez” posts 62 times every year
BREAKING: Jesse Chavez announces his retirement from Major League Baseball. Congratulations on a great career, Jesse!
If you ever feel stupid, remember that MAGA thinks South Park is on their side and not constantly making fun of them
Cartman in ‘SOUTH PARK’ Season 27.
praying for Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan's daughter, who has been very private but vocal about being estranged from her abusive parents. It is such an experience to be abused by parents and family and have people invalidate your feelings for the sake of how THEY feel about the people…
Ozzy Osbourne. Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Chuck Mangione. RIP. So sad.
JNCOs, Tripp, Kikwear, band tees, whatever we could find at the thrift store.
What was a clothing brand that was popular when you were in high school?
Exactly this.
Not only did Mookie’s “non swing” change the outcome of the game on the final pitch, but quite possibly the outcome of the Twins whole season.
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Braves folk hero Jesse Chavez is hanging ‘em up after 18 years in the big leagues
hulk hogan was the third? oh okay big sandals kinda nibbled with that.
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there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong: – Women – Oldest daughters – Firstborn granddaughters
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Chuck Mangione, the jazz legend who created hits like “Feels So Good”, has died, his attorney confirmed whec.com/top-news/roche…
RIP to an absolute industry changing legend and WWE Hall Of Famer Ozzy Osbourne
The State of Texas is suing a 2023 Mazda Miata in Harris County Court this morning
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
I forgot about this song and also forgot that it actually kinda slapped
Anyways let me stream a classic
Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen