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Kikuchi does NOT respect coin.

Kikuchi making my parlay commit seppuku.

Get some shots up, Alyssa Thomas!

Paige Bueckers can't finish at 21 PRA. This shit is getting too fishy.

Paige Bueckers better get her shit together. Another taco tragedy. Fuck this, @PrizePicks.

Framber Valdez ate all of the tacos, nothing left for the people.

Angel Reese, I swore I would never click again but here we are. Serving up that terrible Chicago off the street taco.

Woodruff not getting any Ks, come on man!!

Freddy Peralta couldn't give me one more K... damn, bro.

Sears with only 4 innings and 7 ER versus Cleveland? Impressive.

Fuck you, Kyle Tucker.

Zac Gallen is with gallons of sewage from the mound tonight. Well done, sir.

Congrats to Grant Holmes on his one strikeout tonight. You really got it, kid.

Joe Ryan, get your fucking shit together.

Keep riding Carlos Rodon!

Needing 3 more K's from Eduardo Rodriguez is not a fun place to be.

Corey Seager, you beautiful bastard!!

Of course I tie my taco plays to Logan Gilbert only for a fucking rain delay to derail him. Do we think the fair, kind-hearted powers that be at @PrizePicks will reboot?