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when i was a kid i was hospitalized because my gameboy shut off in the middle of a gym leader battle on emerald and i got so mad that i took the batteries out and ate them
the only time i ever really go to the movies is to see superhero movies even though i rarely ever end up liking them. it’s super weird (batman movies are the only ones that are consistently peak tho)

collector’s edition popcorn buckets always seem cool until you get home and realize you have to find a place to put the popcorn bucket
he sent birthday invitations to his entire class but not a single one of his classmates showed up. he keeps asking me why everybody is late😢my heart is broken💔💔

i hate when people are like “ALL fandoms are annoying!!” because while technically true there’s definitely certain fandoms that are 10x more obnoxious than others. there’s games that i love but will almost interact with on here bc the other people who talk about it are annoying
on the days where i get to work from home i basically do nothing all day but i think my one coworker is onto me he’ll randomly message me all the time like “what are you working on rn? wanna hop on a call to discuss anything?” and i just imagine this is him
