shawntilly lace
@sh_wnee
supermodel of the shire
in a simpler universe I’d be a chatty shop girl forever
thinking about when i worked at the docs store and a man was trying on red boots and his wife was like “those call too much attention” and he looked disappointed so I said “everybody needs attention” and got stuck in a metaphysical taffy pull from the way they both looked at me
my baby hairs have puffed up a lot in the humidity so I have been styling them like tiny sailor moonish bangs. And now I have Bangs Madness
antonio’s soul will enter the labubu
At the Non-Catholic Cemetery in Rome, someone left a Labubu doll on the grave of communist philosopher Antonio Gramsci. July 26, 2025
(put your head on my shoulder voice) crush my head with a boulder
yogi berra spoke of this
“No one goes there anymore, it’s too crowded” is only a paradox if you don’t catch the implication
pov you’re beating me in badminton but I’m explaining my technique anyway

my explore page is like do you have ABS? do you have NOODLES? do you have BANGS?
havent been able to see any of the tweets people are qting and ratioing. no one is in the mood to be yelled at these days and I respect that