sense

“what do you do for fun” me:

"i need to fix my sleeping schedule " me at 3am:

mood

pretend you 12 and this the youtube search bar

Me arriving at work

Me soon as my shift ends:

me realizing i forgot something at home after reaching halfway to the destination

when you fake laughed twice already and they still talking

females be like “hehe oops”🤦‍♂️

twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees w you

how to apologize to me

Me whenever i get a free minute

“What makes u happy?”

“i'm going to sleep early today” also me:

welcome to earth is insane 😭😭

“if you need me i’m one call away” also me:

Lil bro bout 62 in his head

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation: