june
@scullyzs
dana scully apologist | free palestine 🇵🇸 #1 beyond the sea enjoyer
this is my fav reply
HOLY SHIT. DUDE. THIS IS MY NEIGHBOUR . I LIVE IN ALEXANDRIA AND THIS IDIOT GOT A WATERBED EVEN THO THATS THE ONE RULE WE HAVE. IT LEAKED THROUGH MY CIELING AND DRIPPED INTO MY SLEEPING WIVE’s SNORING MOUTH AND DROWNED HER. SOMETIMES I STILL HEAR HER VOICE
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked fox mulder and he said:
i need chappell to release the subway ASAP i can't stand having it on a local file ONLY on my mac
scully bcs of my struggling relationship with religion lol
Which x files character do you most relate to?
julie why are there so many replies what imcryimg
Dude I work at chick fil an and he comes in like once a month or so and orders the quadro bucket meal (the biggest we have) + an extra diet soda . He says it’s for his girlfriend but there’s no way a girl eats that much. As I learned in biology girls have half-length intestines
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked gillian anderson and got the weirdest answer ever but at least i got a laugh out of it
you know its bad when im not watching the x files as obsesed-ly as i used to
hot take: the x files sjould have finished in s9 (IT IS NOT A HOT TAKE ITS THE TRUTH)
monica in s10 and s11 is so different i am so heartbroken i want to cry that's not my monica