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@scriptwren
Script editor, education, show tunes
I’m sorry but ‘dipping’ or whatever you call it when your partner tips you back and you make your leg go all pointy and they kiss you is HORRIBLY NAFF. Seen so many instagram types doing it (often for wedding or holiday photos) and I just raise my eyebrows like an old dowager. 😆
Just told husband to stop narrating his packing. My brain can’t concentrate on what I am doing because it keeps stopping to listen to how many pairs of pants he’s taking 😆
This afternoon, halfway through my first book. It’s the hottest day we’re due here and probably no place for a ginger outside!
Monday morning. Got a book, got my feet up, 28 degrees now and going up to 35 later, when I’ll have a swim. This is the life, roll on retirement!
Well I have now been up for about 21 hours so time for bed. Busy day of eating and lounging ahead…
I work with kids who are aspiring footballers. These players tonight are truly inspiring, both to boys and girls who want to fulfil their sporting - or indeed any other- dreams in life. That’s a true legacy. The more I read about them, the more impressed I am. #Lionessess
Watched that match on a phone in Spain. Might lie low at breakfast tomorrow. Only joking. BLOODY BRILLIANT. 🤩 #Lionesses
Just had a beer in McDonald’s and gave our apple pie winning monopoly stickers to these absolutely delightful kids. Well played, Malaga! 🇪🇸
4 years ago, he replied to a daft post on here I’d made about birds and omens. 2 years ago today, we got married in beautiful Margate. Today we’ve arrived in Spain for a holiday just the two of us. Love of my life. ❤️ Thanks, Twitter.
Being locked has made me realise some of my favourites don’t follow me back. It’s been quite sad for me, actually.
Only one Birkenstock has materialised. It could be in one of the few boxes in the garage that belongs to me, but there’s so much STUFF in there that’s been dumped on us I couldn’t possibly locate it.
Just seen a whole load of Americans talking about how to substitute half and half. One even had the temerity to complain about half and half less coffee in the UK. SO WEIRD.
