Dr Scorpion the Bird is mourning Ozzy Osbourne
@scorpion_bird
Scientician at Antifa R&D. Official spokesbird for capital-S Science.
Official Statement from Science: The Jacobs study is unmitigated trash. It’s garbage research at it absolute worst, representing the nadir of bad methodology and even worse conclusions. Explaining why takes time, so let’s dive in.
Dr. Steve Jacobs' 2019 poll found of 5,577 biologists surveyed, 96% affirmed the view that a human life begins at fertilization, which is what textbooks on embryology have been teaching for a long time. This is not new.
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Official Statement from Science: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahafuckyounaziscum. Love, Science.
🚨🇺🇲 Nazi Influencer PineSap Fired for Being Racist after Viral Jubilee Video.
Official Statement from Science: How do you hate something that doesn’t exist? Love, Science.
Atheism isn't "disbelief in God" It's hatred of Him
Trump considering socialism to hide the fact he's a pedophile.
TRUMP: CONSIDERING REBATE CHECKS FOR LOW-INCOME AMERICANS
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This is your friendly reminder that Andre the Giant died without leaving behind a racist legacy.
The Iron Sheik was right all along.
The racist Hulk Hogan is dead
Just fitted a new deadbolt & doorknob to the front door, including chiselling out a new mortise for the faceplate, and fixed the runners on two sliding cavity doors. So, y’know, if you’re looking for the handiest and manliest of handy manly men…
This is the least convincing distraction since episode 9 of season 12 of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Meanwhile, Epstein files…
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard announces she has officially referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution
Thoughts and prayers for our dear friend Quorac the Bard @AlteredEggoEgo who is going through some tough times right now. Please, spare a prayer & a favourite piece of scripture: let’s get a prayer chain going!
Official Statement from Science: Exactly zero of these claims about the Amish are true. What they do have are incredibly low rates of *diagnosis* of those conditions, and women with no choice about staying in abusive marriages who are forced to bear children. Love, Science.
amish have basically no obesity, no infertility, no cancer, no diabetes, no metabolic syndrome...they're having 10+ kids and incredibly happy they've basically staved off every single health issue the rest of the world is dying from we need to be studying them more
Fuckin legend right to the end. goodnewsnetwork.org/ozzy-osbournes…
All of my favourite music, literally *all* of it, traces back in a very straight line to Black Sabbath. Vale Ozzy. abc.net.au/news/2025-07-2…
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Extry! Extry! Read allaboudit! Racism Still Failing to Distract From Epstein Files!
Cleveland Indians. Washington Redskins.
Provocative Cheesecake is a Gen X guy. He became a patreon member and now has his own theme song! Be like Provocative Cheesecake and come visit me on patreon and you, too, can have your very own custom made theme song to wow your friends and family. youtube.com/watch?v=TRaC6M…
Convicted Felon Calls For Extra Racism to Distract From Child-Rape Accusations. Fixed it. Not difficult.
BREAKING: President Trump calls for the Cleveland Guardians to change their name back to the Indians.
Official Statement from Science: If this is true, then the digestive systems of many animals that are now carnivorous must have changed, or “evolved,”over time. So if it’s true that all animals were originally vegetarian, then evolution must also be true. Love, Science.
God originally created all of the animal kinds to be vegetarian.