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When you put on your readers and Windows Hello doesn’t recognize you

Me deciding to wear an Astros hat or Space Cowboys hat to tomorrow.

We need pirate reveille flags asap

Emma Watson has been banned from driving for 6 months after speeding offense, BBC reports. This is Watson’s fourth driving offense in less than two years.

Very bad things. The security guard scene in the bathroom. Still makes me queasy. Dude should have gotten an Oscar for that performance. 9.9/10 and I will never ever watch it again.

Someone made a custom MtG card for The Epstein Files 💀

Silence.

My dude then and now

I’m at the point in my life where I get excited over a combo loco from @HEB

Starting to think that #1 class wasn’t Jimbo but Elko, which might be why it collapsed since he wasn’t there to hold it together.

Architects that follow or see this… Why? It’s driving me nuts

Whelp see yall in a week

Last night during the UTSA vs Texas game, someone stole my Longhorn hide from my tailgate by the third base entrance. It was one of my old longhorns, Wabash, and was very special to me. It’s very distinct: white fur with orange spots. It’s a half hide and still has the tail…

That’s crazy.

Wait, how do we know the studies themselves were the data points? 4D Chess move?

“We know we spent the last 11 years post gamergate blaming everything on them and destroying their hobbies so let’s make it worse by buying ads in the games and pretend we watch @Asmongold by ‘code switching’ cause that will win them over!”

Ten games into my senior year at Mississippi State — about a month into the season — and I still hadn’t pitched. The previous year, I logged only 4 innings. I spent the entire fall and most of the spring preseason dealing with an injury, and quiet frankly walking on thin ice on…

Not sure if they are reading the room right?

This Paige Doerr is annoying me. Why does she have to walk to the warm-up circle after every pitch?