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i wish we could be young and turnt forever

everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads

which one of my tweets should i get tattooed on my thigh

why are all the 3d animated movies from the past few years just fetish slop

i will never be able to afford a down payment on a house but at least im not chopped

everytime i walk into an urban outfitters i think of julian casablancas

NUTTER BUTTER CHASER

bro last night was a confusing algebraic word problem

video game lover we should with each other

clean my bellay 🦭

This is so true

the cure for anything and everything is to go sit next to a very large body of water

BUY 3 TIRES, GET 1 FREE

i hate when people dont understand that my full face of makeup is for the comedic value

white tshirt no bra

posting for the hate of the game

four beers in and im shooting a potato cannon into a lake yeah this is what life is all about