chloe

it's a wonderful wonderful life

love is real it’s in everything ok goodnight my darlings

nothing will ever be the same

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destitute summer

Memory smoothie bowl there is profound melancholy in the açaí base…

time for 4pm emergency 9.9% beer

your honor my client was just tryna match the plaintiffs freak

How to explain I’m a friend to all fish but would consume them in a heartbeat

“Confessions” - @jsbach333 expatpress.com/confessions-iz…

this pervert is Labubu’s only formidable opponent. his realistic appearance and austerity rivals the indulgent, fantastical abomination that is Labubu.

it’s freebase Friday. Hunter Biden is coming over. I’m getting a bottle of Sauvignon blanc. I pronounce it correctly. I’m selling my appliances.

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Fresh 💯

so gassed I couldn’t help but fart

put the job in the bag!! I’m getting a bag to get bags on bags bitch

posted on poop island

Certified Crab moment

It’s Dogs by Sun Kil Moon outside today be careful out there you guys

Goose accosting me over my vape…bro you’re NOT getting a hit!

sliming the slime guy for slime