Sam Morril

@sammorril

Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: http://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets

New York City

Joined December 2008

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jul 9, 2024

New special now on Prime Video

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jul 19

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jul 17

Throat cancer from cunnilingus? You lived a good life.

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jul 8

Felt like a good time to repost this Epstein joke

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jul 4

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 28

Thanks for all the nice messages. Hard work pays off.

SShams Charania@ShamsCharania · Jun 28

Free agent guard Sam Merrill intends to sign a four-year, $38 million contract to stay with the Cleveland Cavaliers, sources tell ESPN. The Cavs negotiated the new deal with Kieran Piller and Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports, a success story for the 60th pick in 2020 draft.

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 22

On the bright side, if we get nuked the Pacers won’t win a championship.

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 17

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 12

See ya on the road. Tix on my site.

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 7

The Knicks bench when they trade for Giannis

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 6

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 5

“Jokes on all of you. I helped elect a pedo!”

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 4

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 3

Thanks for bringing us back to relevance, Coach Thibs. 🫡

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Sam Morril@sammorril · Jun 1

Tough end to an amazing season but some great memories. Think we come back stronger next year.

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