Sam Avery
@sam__avery
Comedian. UK Tour 25/26 ‘THUNDERSTORM’ on sale now!
AMAZING crowd in Ulverston last night at the Laurel and Hardy Museum for my tour preview! Here's a pic of me prepping for the show backstage with all my notes and a slightly random Frank Sidebottom head. Can't wait to start the show properly in September.
Kier Starmer has made more flip flops than a flip flop factory. I wouldn’t be surprised if he went on the news and ripped his top off like Hulk Hogan to reveal a big fuck-off chest tattoo of Maggie Thatcher while flicking us the v’s and punching an orphan.
The nice family next to me on the London train gave me a Werther’s Original. They were off to see Oasis at Wembley. Nearly said ‘Never heard of them’ but didn’t because I’m not a twat.
If you're vibing with this @sam__avery tune, there's more cathartic energy to be found on his new tour, which kicks off in the Autumn! Check out the dates and book tickets here: boundandgaggedcomedy.com/bandg-tour-thu… #Thunderstorm⚡️
Just been to see Superman. My fave part was that bit just between the start of the film and the end credits. ♥️
⭐ COMEDY IN THE DIXON STUDIO ⭐ We've got some amazing comedy coming to the Dixon Studio at the Palace Theatre over the next few months - which are you looking forward to? 🎟️ Esther Manito - Tue 30 Sep 🎟️ @sam__avery - Fri 3 Oct 🎟️ Josh Jones - Sat 4 Oct 🎟️ Tom Houghton…
Just read a long post from someone I don't follow about a subject I'm not interested in and now I'm anxious about issues that won't affect me and probably aren't real and I'm wondering if I should've just gone for a walk instead.
5 things I ♥️ today: 1. How happy these Oasis gigs have made people 2. Getting a handmade card off my lad 3. ‘Timeless’ Toni Storm 4. Spending the weekend with old friends 5. Seeing our kids play together
I lost 1.5 stone! ☺️ And my Ulverston show is SOLD OUT! 🤩 Get my tour tickets via link in bio!
This whole Trump-Epstein mystery is giving me pure Gavin and Stacey Uncle Bryn fishing trip vibes.
Kids grilling me on the Tooth Fairy. ‘Can’t be real. How come everyone gets different amounts?’ ‘It’s like council tax. It goes on your post code. Go to sleep.’
Who's sick of EVERYTHING being political nowadays? I yearn for artists like Bob Dylan, Keith Haring, Pablo Picasso, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, Wilfred Owen, Charles Dickens, Shakespeare, Aristotle, Homer and that Neanderthal who drew a cock on his tribal chief's cave mural.
The wife made spicy margaritas! I’ve had three and just remembered I haven’t done the ironing yet 🤣
