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creating through the cringe
Goddamn it feels good to know Tame Impala is back. Now excuse me while i go listen to End of Summer for the 98th time today.




Astronomer CMO: Why bury the kiss-cam moment when we can monetize it? Scandal’s free reach so lets own the fail, sell the tale, and watch our quarterly KPIs sail. Astronomer CFO:

i know a guy in his 40s who’s handsome, super wealthy, throws huge parties at his long island mansion, war veteran, into jazz… and yet he spends many of his nights staring across the manhasset bay wondering why he’s unable to find true love is modern dating really this broken?
i know a guy in his 40s who’s handsome, super wealthy, throws huge parties at his long island mansion, war veteran, into jazz… and yet he spends many of his nights staring across the manhasset bay wondering why he’s unable to find true love is modern dating really this broken?
someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Everything Jeff Daniels saying we “lost” is stuff that white people have refused to give indigenous and black folks for centuries
Actor Jeff Daniels on Donald Trump’s 2nd term: “We’ve lost decency. We’ve lost civility. We’ve lost respect for the rule of law. We’ve normalized verbal abuse. We’ve normalized bullying. Out the window goes character, integrity. We’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the…
Engineer turned only fans model Hedge Fund Manager turned only fans model Investment Banker turned only fans model Pharmacist turned only fans model Pilot turned only fans model Psychiatrist turned only fans model Neurosurgeon turned only fans model
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over
Mind you, the “white people activities” in question (hiking, canoeing, yoga, campfires, swimming, etc.) are indigenous/human activities that capitalism and colonialism have stolen from you and told you belonged to white people….. AND you should be doing them every day………
You gotta do at least 3 white people activity per year for a healthy & balanced wellbeing
Bottoms up
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
American "China-envy" people only see the results, like Chinese electric car companies like BYD sing in the global market. But they often ignore the real problems behind these companies like product quality issues, defaulting on supplier payments, so on. tinyurl.com/4jjrd63d
In China, they have a saying "If you want to get rich, first build a road." Prosperity is spreading throughout China faster than folks outside of China know.
Country that formerly committed genocide condemns country currently committing genocide
“A disgrace for all humanity.” Today, King Philippe of #Belgium broke the silence. In his national address, he condemned the horror unfolding in #Gaza. He called for international law and human dignity to be upheld. Two days ago, the #HindRajabFoundation and @GLAN_LAW filed…
Going from watching #allstars10 to #ufc318 was by far the most intense pendulum swings any human could have experienced on the planet this weekend



