david (lauren)swet

@saladmonkeyy

What the hay dude?

19. She/Her.

Joined August 2019

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Apr 24, 2024

when i was born, i did none of that “goo goo gaga” shit. i looked at the nurse and said

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 25

I am the youngest person EVER

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 23

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 23

Oh I’m sure

ddavid corenswet archive@corenswetmedia · Jul 22

thanks for sharing with the class, I guess

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 21

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 20

[Louder than everyone else] Hey David Corenswet

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 16

Waiter! Waiter! Send me 5 billion more cups of Superman’s cream ASAP

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 15

Made grrr angry 1A lex luthor into a gif. Just in case.

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 15

Clark Kent the type of guy to say “this one’s for you” when shooting a basketball (from deep three territory at least probably) and then make it

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 13

Hate his guts

11@thewatcher008 · Jul 13

Hate his guts

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 8

save me noah wyle at the superman premiere 🫦

iisa@tomswrren · Jul 8

save me noah wyle at the superman premiere 🫦

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 7

Saw Noah Wyle

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david (lauren)swet@saladmonkeyy · Jul 3

No offensive or anything… but if he encouraged me to pursue medicine…. I’d have med school, internship, residency, fellowship, etc all done by noon. Probably.

DDiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm · Jul 3

Noah Wyle’s reaction to getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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