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@s1ckt1r3d
workinonit
going phoenix mode. killing myself so that i can be born again next month
imagine throwing shade at someone for being an eepy widdle baby
Why are you guys sleeping so much? Wake up at 5.
obsessed with sleeping at 11pm and waking up at 7am #notevenonmygrindset #justlivinglaughingloving #healthyandhappy #glowingdifferent
if u want to date me u have to defeat my 7 evil strategies to cancel our plans
booking an uber moto counts as doing abs the way i'm engaging my core the entire time
"does my deodorant have xenoestrogens" "does 35mm film make you look fat" "are my teeth falling out" "banana glycemic index" everyone should come and live in my brain it's awesomeeee ❤️
This 97-Year-Old Tsundere Still Says I-It's Not That I Like You Or Anything, Baka! the Old Fashioned Way
he ask me what dat mouf do and i say it extracts all the coconut jelly from the got tea take away cup once the matcha is finished
Is the music “scaring the hoes” or is it a masculine mechanism for self preservation
when u see someone writing to as 2 and for as 4 in a sentence where it doesn't fit tonally at all so you know they're insecure about not sounding non-chalant enough
no you don’t understand, this is my Special Mistake. i keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend
made prolonged eye contact with a cow and felt a wave of calm wash over me
it's important to consult your council of evil guy friends everytime you like a man so that you're never blindsided by the game