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@rumeeedgar
hi guys. kinda shy, but i wrote something rumeedgar.substack.com/p/paid-actor-e…
my gf can speak french and my new bit is i keep saying 'Je m'appelle' in different tones and to mean anything. she'll be like 'do you want a coffee' and i say 'Je m'appelle :)' so far she hasnt really called it out, probably hoping i stop. Je m'appelle unfortunately for her
Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch
You cant even kill yourself anymore I was looking over a bridge contemplating jumping and I got told I was aura farming
i do a lot of illegal shit, but littering is where i draw the line.
it seems like i’m a bit behind the times, as i’ve been trying to figure out how to create a highlight on instagram for a whole week now.
i act like i’m okay but i don’t get the jet2 holiday thing, and it bothers me
if i had a gf that said unhinged shit all the time i'd be like yeah that's so true babe you're so smart and hot
you look back one day, and suddenly, it all makes sense. it was all worth it.
they should invent harmless cigarrettes for aura farming purposes
"fuck, you are so tight..." I whisper as I do my budget for the month😔😭
